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It's about your marketing and branding again... it's been frightening. We're here to fix gigantic marketing messes.
About TWOGHOSTS
We call ourselves confounding creative composers, symphony strategic seers, marketing de-spaghettification experts, and problem-solving superheroes.
We offer branding, creative infusion, growth consulting, marketing strategy, and design services unlike any agency or strategy you've ever seen. In less than eight weeks, we dissect every inch of your organization's marketing, come up with an unprecedented killer plan to change the world for your company, and provide you with the roadmap, creative (design/content/etc), branding, messaging, measurements, and goals you need to steer the ship in the right direction.
We boost the ROI from your existing marketing team, agency, and infrastructure. Basically, we fix problems and make you kick more 🍑.
Do you know how parents always say, "I wish there was a manual on parenting?" That's kind of what our strategies are, except for business growth.
Unifying your organization behind a single voice, position, slogan, and value proposition is critical to your success. We make this process painless and actually fun.
Most campaigns are a disconnected mess of tactics hoping to magically work together. We build integrated campaigns with a backbone—clear goals, cohesive messaging, and multi-channel execution that actually moves the needle.
This is not your intern's SEO-packed, boring Wikipedia entry. Your content needs to grab the attention of your target market and hold it. We believe a hundred amazing words will change the world for your business, not a hundred mediocre articles.
The base of your marketing efforts and the epicenter of your marketing effectiveness gauge. We assess, rethink, and offer tactical steps to lift the impact of the home base of your efforts.
You need senior marketing leadership but can't justify a $250K+ hire. We step in as your strategic marketing brain—building plans, leading teams, and making the calls a CMO makes, without the full-time price tag.
Every business secretly believes they are one clever post away from explosive growth. The truth is far less cinematic. Viral moments are not strategies. They are accidents, and most companies are not built to survive or capitalize on them anyway.
December 1, 2025
Companies obsess over crafting the “perfect” Ideal Customer Profile like it’s a sacred text handed down on stone tablets. It isn’t. Most ICPs are glorified guesses built on vanity, internal bias, and a few LinkedIn screenshots someone called “research.” Markets shift. Budgets shift. Decision makers shift. Your ICP isn’t a statue. It’s a living, breathing organism that will punish you the second you stop listening.
November 24, 2025
There are moments when hiring a marketing agency is smart, and moments when it is basically setting money on fire with nicer typography. If you do not have an offer, a basic sales process, or any capacity to follow up on leads, no agency on earth is going to save you.
November 14, 2025