WHEN YOU SHOULD NOT HIRE TWO GHOSTS (OR ANY AGENCY)
Marketing Agencies
Agencies love listing all the reasons you should hire them. So here are the reasons you shouldn’t.
Do Not Hire Us If You Do Not Have an Offer
If you cannot clearly say what you sell, to whom, and for how much, you are not ready for marketing. You are still in the “I have a vibe and a domain” phase.
Do Not Hire Us If Your Sales Process Is Chaos
If your sales process is:
- Someone reaches out
- You panic
- You forget to respond
You do not need marketing. You need a functioning sales process.
Do Not Hire Us If You Want Magic Instead of Work
If your goal is to “sprinkle SEO” or “go viral,” you are not looking for a partner. You are looking for a magician you can blame later.
Do Not Hire Us If You Hate Data
If every decision is based on vibes instead of numbers, nothing we do will matter.
When you do have the offer, the process, and the willingness to change, then yes, bring in help. Until then, save your money.